The Linguist Monster Pink Tongue Dildo – 9.2 Inch

fun and different

I was looking for something fun and different bought this as toy to share and use with my wife. Delivery was on time and discretely packaged as per normal which is always a good start. Obviously I was super keen to see it so opened up the box and took it out. Wow - naughty, pink and large looking was my first reaction. I used it solo first during anal play after starting with a smaller disco. I took it slow due to it being over 9 inches long and over 7 inches wide. It felt firm enough to insert but its also soft enough and flexible enough to enjoy. The texture is a nicely graded and enjoyable silicone and I was able to insert about 95% of it. Being a slightly unusual shape and girth at over 7 inches it does require plenty of lube and a little time to work yourself onto it. Overall I enjoyed it most when inserted to about 8 inches otherwise it can start to be a little uncomfortable when 9+ inches are inside.

Leaving us speachless

Honestly, I predominantly bought this for display because I believe I have vaginismus AND vestibulodynia so no chance of using it on myself HOWEVER around the same time I got a new partner and he is now absolutely in love with this toy. He can't take it all in and it's hard to use on a harness because of how heavy it is but otherwise, we both adore it and it's our go-to when he wants some extra monster love

My new starter toy

Bought this as it’s a bit quirky and I’m really pleased I did. Fantastic feel as goes in and it has just the right balance of flexibility and firmness to nicely stretch and fill my arse. Also found I was able to insert this without lube. I got a bit over eager first time and just stuck it in there(I usually start with a glass toy) but it slid all the way in quite nicely. Very nice feel to this and the suction cup is really well shaped allowing for some good hands free and firm riding. I spent about twenty minutes riding this in the shower. It’s well worth buying

Rim heaven

This is my new warm up toy. The tip is quite narrow and slender but it flares out quite nicely at the base. The material is quite malleable so it gently opens you up as you push back onto it. I love putting this on the shower tiles and slamming myself back onto this. Being very smooth it doesn’t need a lot of lube to slide nicely into your arse and start stretching you out.