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CREAMY Cum-Style Unscented Water-Based Lubricant 150ml

Long gone are the days of needing a partner around to play with gentlemen's relish. Get that filled up feeling, enjoy creampie visuals or explore your cum...

Rated 92 out of 100
(112 ratings)

See 26 reviews below

CREAMY Cum-Style Unscented Water-Based Lubricant 150ml is available from a platinum partner!


Description
Long gone are the days of needing a partner around to play with gentlemen's relish. Get that filled up feeling, enjoy creampie visuals or explore your cum fetish with CREAMY: the unscented, unflavoured fake semen lube. Great for ejaculating dildos!

Ingredients: Aqua, Propylene Glycol, Cyclopentasiloxane, Glycerin, Hydroxyethylcellulose, Phenoxyethanol, Sodium Acrylate / sodium Acryloyldimethyl Taurate Copolymer, Isohexadecane, Sodium Polyacrylate, Allantoin, Dimethicone, Glyceryl Stearate, Ethylhexylglycerine, Butyrospermum Parkii (Shae) Butter Extract, Polysorbate 80, Stearamine Oxide, Octyldodecanol, Decyl Oleate, Ceteareth-30, Sodium Hyaluraunate,Aloe Barbadensis (Aloe Vera) Extract, Zea Mays Oil, Hypericum Perforatum Oil, Carbomer, Polyacrylamide, C13-14 Isoparaffin, Laureth-7

Features
  • Creamy, fake-semen lube for lubrication which looks (but doesn't smell or taste) like cum
  • Perfect for cum fetishes, ejaculating dildos and creampie fun
  • Milky-white colour is perfect for ejaculate imitation play
  • Squeezy-bottle for easy dispensing
  • Water-based hybrid formula, infused with silicone for long-lasting glide
Specifications
Bottle type:
Squeeze
Lubricant Features:
Suitable for Vegetarians
Lubricant Type:
Cream , Water-based
Volume:
150 ml
Lubricant Type:
Cream, Water-based
Hawttt Product ID:
23648
Category:
Essentials
Category:
creamy
Product Reviews
A great fantasy fulfiller
Rated 10 / 10

I really adore this product! It's my all-time favourite lube as it's super soft and silky, looks exactly like cum and perfect for acting out my anal cream pie fantasies (even while I'm playing solo). Me and my play partners have loved watching it ooze out of me and always go through the bottle quickly. I'm on my third one now. :)


Very Hot
Rated 10 / 10

This stuff is great! I've only used it solo, but so far it's awesome. I love seeing this stuff leak out of a toy while in use! Just the sight alone turns me on big time. Smell is pretty much non-existent, and you get a good amount too! The only real downside is how quick it dries up. Overall, I would very much recommend this lube. It'll get you going in no time!


It looks so real
Rated 10 / 10

We purchased an ejaculating dildo and really wanted some imitation cum to go along with it. Came across this and read the reviews and seemed this was the one for us. When it came and we tested it out, wow, it really does look very very similar, exactly the look that we wanted. Highly recommend this cum looking lube.


Realistic
Rated 10 / 10

I was originally searching for a different product that I couldn't find anymore and stumbled across this instead and I am so glad I did! After feeling slightly let down with the original cum substitute I had purchased, I had not expected much from this, especially with this one costing less. I thought this may be quite runny with a water-like consistency, so when my discreet parcel arrived I could not wait to try this out to see how this compared to the previous one I had tried out. This, to my excitement and absolute delight, was nothing like it. I had so much fun with it. This stuff really is phenomenal. It is just so realistic. From the colour to the texture and overall consistency, it looks and feels just like the real deal. Doesn't feel sticky or greasy on skin or melt into skin quickly. It's also in a convenient squeeze tube so you can use as much as you like without fear of this spilling everywhere. If you are looking for a product like this, which you clearly are if you are reading the reviews. Just go for it. You will not regret it. The only issue I have is there is no option for a bigger tube, meaning it's a must to order more than one.


A++, Best Ever
Rated 10 / 10

I have very sensitive skin only when it comes to lubes, apparently. I've tried 2 other brands and they gave my skin a bad reaction. This product, however, doesn't give me any bad reaction at all. Not to mention the look of it is very realistic. Pair with a realistic dildo for some true to life fun, or just enjoy with a partner or on your own!


A Cum Cravers Dream
Rated 10 / 10

Jizz, spunk, cum, load - call it what you like. Some of us girls and guys have a thing for the stuff, and arguably nobody more than myself. Honestly, that hot and thick creamy substance is on my mind - and body - way more than is healthy I’m sure. From creampies to facials, I fantasise it all. I’ve never been the kind of lass to spit or swallow, I’m the naughty little girl who wants to play with it and let it slowly drip out and down my body. My curious cum kink is a massive part of my sex life now, but there’s only so much one man can deliver me, and my poor husband just cannot satiate my appetite in this regard - not for want of trying. When I heard that Lovehoney could provide me with this alternative by the bucket load, I knew this product was going straight in, and around, my basket. When it comes to lubricants in general I'm a bit of a critic, a sceptic and scared of new things. I’ve quite sensitive skin and have in the past experienced rashes, irritations and general nether-misfortunes thanks to lubes with unfavourable ingredients. But after reading so many satisfied reviews on this product, and ever the eager beaver I am, there was no way on earth I wasn’t going to give this a go. Upon opening my weekly delivery from Lovehoney, I nearly melted when I first saw this bottle. The artwork may be simple, but it is absolutely stunning. I mean, just look at it, there’s no mistaking what this bottle contains. If that alone doesn’t get you excited then you’re surely purchasing the wrong products. It’s far from the subtle, clean and classy lube bottles I’m used to buying, but that’s why I love this so much. It screams playful, mischievous filth in every aspect - a little like myself. The lube is made to look and feel just like real cum, and honestly it really does look and feel like real cum. It’s thick and stringy and has a cloudy white colour yet it doesn’t have any smell at all, it actually reminds me a little of the PVA glue I used in primary school except it’s not sticky at all - that’s a good thing, no-one wants lube like glue. It glides over your skin and between your fingers and washes off easily with soap and water. I’d go as far as to say this may well be the slipperiest lube I have ever used. Ever. If you’ve never played with cum lube before, you may be surprised how much you enjoy using it as a visual turn on, let alone as an actual lubricant. My husband can drizzle it over my boobs and body during foreplay and I can slather it over my dildos when I’m alone. I can roll around in it if I wanted to - and I will I’m sure. Endless cum all for my endless enjoyment, no penis required. If you’re a cam girl, performer or take erotic photos, this will undoubtedly also be right up your street. I’ve also now used with an internal lube applicator and for me this is the best way I’ve found of getting the most out of this product. I’ll be honest, I have no issues with creaming a dildo all by myself, but to fill yourself with this stuff before hand then to see the state of your dildos and you fingers and it running down your thighs is enrapturing. Gosh, it’s making me feel all gooey inside just thinking about it. I’ve yet to try this product with an ejaculating dildo but without a doubt that’s the next item on my shopping list. I’m sure the possibilities for fetishes and fun with this lube is only be limited to your imagination. The only tiniest negative about this lube - and it really is a tiny negative - is the bottle function itself. I love lube bottles with a pump style top for easy and quick dispensing. This lube is just that slippery, it’s a little challenging trying to hold the bottle while squeezing out it’s contents. In summery, if you’re anything like me with an insatiable kinky cum fetish, and you're looking for a realistic replacement or addition to the real thing that also does an outstanding job as a water-based lubricant, then there is just no other option. The amount you get for the price is extremely generous and despite the added effort required cleaning up yourself, your bedding and your toys after your play times, I don't think I'll ever stop buying this again and again. Just remember, it’s only as messy, filthy and dirty as the person you want to become.


So much fun
Rated 10 / 10

Bought this to go with the Doc Johnson squirting dildo. It’s so much fun to use and really realistic. Water it down a little for using it in different ways - my partner loves it when I use it in my mouth during oral, a simple tweak but adds a different dimension to things. It’s really creamy and a never sticky and the milky colour gives it a resemblance that you can’t seem to get elsewhere. Works so much better than the nut butter you get with the Doc Johnson as it’s more realistic in texture and consistency. Can’t recommend it highly enough. This has been a repeat purchase of ours over the past few months and will continue to be so!


Threesome fantasy
Rated 10 / 10

We have just used this to fulfil a threesome fantasy we have had for a little while now (blame tensions of Covid!). As described, the lube is creamy and has quite a thick texture. We applied this using an applicator purchased at same time to get the lube deep inside. Result was impressive to replicate cum and coated me as I entered for 'sloppy seconds'.


Perfect Cum-like Lube
Rated 10 / 10

I bought this primarily as a trans sissy for use in photos I'd send to others as I wanted something that looked like cum. Not only does it tick that box, I ended up using this as lube on quite a few naughtier nights! The consistency, texture, appearance and overall ooze are extremely cum-like! Ideal product and one I come back to time and time again.


Just what the Doc ordered!
Rated 5 / 5

By far the best lubricant we have used in our 15 years of marriage! So much excitement added to the bedroom department...just what we needed! We teamed this up with the Doc Johnson ejaculating dildo we got from LH to satisfy our cum-based fantasies.


Perfect Cum-like Lube
Rated 5 / 5

I bought this primarily as a trans sissy for use in photos I'd send to others as I wanted something that looked like cum... not only does it tick that box, I ended up using this as lube on quite a few more naughtier nights!The consistency, texture, appearance and overall ''ooze" is extremely cum-like!Ideal product and one I come back to time and time again.


Threesome fantasy
Rated 5 / 5

We have just used this to fulfill a threesome fantasy we have had for a little while now (blame tensions of covid!).As described the lube is creamy and has quite a thick texture. We applied this using an applicator purchased at same time to get the lube deep inside. Result was impressive to replicate cum and coated me as I entered for 'sloppy seconds'


A Cum Cravers Dream
Rated 5 / 5

Jizz, spunk, cum, load - call it what you like. Some of us girls and guys have a thing for the stuff, and arguably nobody more than myself. Honestly, that hot and thick creamy substance is on my mind - and body - way more than is healthy I’m sure. From creampies to facials, I fantasise it all. I’ve never been the kind of lass to spit or swallow, I’m the naughty little girl who wants to play with it and let it slowly drip out and down my body. My curious cum kink is a massive part of my sex life now, but there’s only so much one man can deliver me, and my poor husband just cannot satiate my appetite in this regard - not for want of trying. When I heard that Lovehoney could provide me with this alternative by the bucket load, I knew this product was going straight in, and around, my basket.When it comes to lubricants in general I'm a bit of a critic, a sceptic and scared of new things. I’ve quite sensitive skin and have in the past experienced rashes, irritations and general nether-misfortunes thanks to lubes with unfavourable ingredients. But after reading so many satisfied reviews on this product, and ever the eager beaver I am, there was no way on earth I wasn’t going to give this a go.Upon opening my weekly delivery from Lovehoney, I nearly melted when I first saw this bottle. The artwork may be simple, but it is absolutely stunning. I mean, just look at it, there’s no mistaking what this bottle contains. If that alone doesn’t get you excited then you’re surely purchasing the wrong products. It’s far from the subtle, clean and classy lube bottles I’m used to buying, but that’s why I love this so much. It screams playful, mischievous filth in every aspect - a little like myself.The lube is made to look and feel just like real cum, and honestly it really does look and feel like real cum. It’s thick and stringy and has a cloudy white colour yet it doesn’t have any smell at all, it actually reminds me a little of the PVA glue I used in primary school except it’s not sticky at all - that’s a good thing, no-one wants lube like glue. It glides over your skin and between your fingers and washes off easily with soap and water. I’d go as far as to say, this may well be the slipperiest lube I have ever used. Ever.If you’ve never played with cum lube before, you may be surprised how much you enjoy using it as a visual turn on, let alone as an actual lubricant. My husband can drizzle it over my boobs and body during foreplay and I can slather it over my dildos when I’m alone. I can roll around in it if I wanted to - and I will I’m sure. Endless cum all for my endless enjoyment, no penis required. If you’re a cam girl, performer or take erotic photos, this will undoubtedly also be right up your street.I’ve also now used with an internal lube applicator and for me this is the best way I’ve found of getting the most out of this product. I’ll be honest, I have no issues with creaming a dildo all by myself, but to fill yourself with this stuff before hand then to see the state of your dildos and you fingers and it running down your thighs is enrapturing. Gosh, it’s making me feel all gooey inside just thinking about it.I’ve yet to try this product with an ejaculating dildo but without a doubt that’s the next item on my shopping list. I’m sure the possibilities for fetishes and fun with this lube is only be limited to your imagination.The only tiniest negative about this lube - and it really is a tiny negative - is the bottle function itself. I love lube bottles with a pump style top for easy and quick dispensing. This lube is just that slippery, it’s a little challenging trying to hold the bottle while squeezing out it’s contents.In summery, if you’re anything like me with an insatiable kinky cum fetish, and you're looking for a realistic replacement or addition to the real thing that also does an outstanding job as a water-based lubricant, then there is just no other option. The amount you get for the price is extremely generous and despite the added effort required cleaning up yourself, your bedding and your toys after your play times, I don't think I'll ever stop buying this again and again. Just remember, it’s only as messy, filthy and dirty as the person you want to become.


So much fun
Rated 5 / 5

Bought this to go with the Doc Johnson squirting dildo. It’s so much fun to use and really realistic. Water it down a little for using it in different ways - my partner loves it when I use it in my mouth during oral a simple tweak but adds a different dimension to things. It’s really creamy and a never sticky and the milky colour gives it a resemblance that you can’t seem to get elsewhere. Works so much better than the nut butter you get with the Doc Johnson as it’s more realistic in texture and consistency can’t recommend it highly enough. This has been a repeat purchase of ours over the past few months and will continue to be so!


Get's tacky fast
Rated 2 / 5

I love the jizz as lube concept. The appearance of the lube nails it. The texture isn't authentic because it's a water based lube. I did not enjoy this product because in under 10 minutes the lube would dry up and become tacky. You can revigorate it with water or spit, but I spent more time doing that than being able to enjoy the pleasure.


A bit too runny, but looks the part.
Rated 3 / 5

I've used a few different cum lubes and although this one is great and looks like the real thing, for me it's just a bit too runny. It seems to pour out and is very watery. Maybe I just got a dud one as other people say its great. It looks fantastic though. It looks like the real thing and it definitely lubricates well. I think there are a few better products out there such as Liquid Silk which I'd probably stick to in future.


Smells and tastes bad
Rated 3 / 5

Yes, its good as lube, but I wouldn't want it to go anywhere near my face as it smells and tastes awful.


Great for cum fetishes!
Rated 4 / 5

This lube is great for anyone with a cum fetish! I don't have a quick recharge time, nor do I produce enough cum to cover my monogamous partner. It doesn't dry quickly, doesn't smell and looks just like cum. It's great for simulated cream pies or facials.


Best lube I've ever used.
Rated 5 / 5

Just WOW!!! I've always like using lube, but have had issues with sensitivity, drying out too quickly or drying out sensitive areas. This didn't do any of that.


Get's tacky fast
Rated 2 / 5

I love the jizz as lube concept. The appearance of the lube nails it. The texture isn't authentic because it's a water based lube. I did not enjoy this product because in under 10 minutes the lube would dry up and become tacky. You can revigorate it with water or spit, but I spent more time doing that than being able to enjoy the pleasure.


A bit too runny, but looks the part.
Rated 3 / 5

I've used a few different cum lubes and although this one is great and looks like the real thing, for me it's just a bit too runny. It seems to pour out and is very watery. Maybe I just got a dud one as other people say its great. It looks fantastic though. It looks like the real thing and it definitely lubricates well. I think there are a few better products out there such as Liquid Silk which I'd probably stick to in future.


Smells and tastes bad
Rated 3 / 5

Yes, its good as lube, but I wouldn't want it to go anywhere near my face as it smells and tastes awful.


Great for cum fetishes!
Rated 4 / 5

This lube is great for anyone with a cum fetish! I don't have a quick recharge time, nor do I produce enough cum to cover my monogamous partner. It doesn't dry quickly, doesn't smell and looks just like cum. It's great for simulated cream pies or facials.


Best lube I've ever used.
Rated 5 / 5

Just WOW!!! I've always like using lube, but have had issues with sensitivity, drying out too quickly or drying out sensitive areas. This didn't do any of that.


Good for cum fetish
Rated 3 / 5

This was my first cum lube and it did its job!


Cumtastic!
Rated 4 / 5

Performs as expected, no real benefit over other lubes unless you have a cum fetish.