Last Updated: 28th September 2026
12 Best Dildos / Dongs According To Experts
We've compiled a list of the 12 Best Dildos / Dongs According To Experts - September 2026. We put them through their paces to bring you this list of the best on the market.
# 12 King Cock - £44.99
King Cock Ultra Realistic Girthy Suction Cup Dildo 8.5 Inch By King Cock
Experience intense realism with the King Cock Ultra Realistic Girthy Suction Cup Dildo. Featuring 8.5 inches of insertable length, a 7-inch girth, and a strong suction base, this phthalate-free PVC toy offers hands-free or harness-compatible play for both vaginal and anal use.
# 11 nsnovelties - £29.99
Rainbow Silicone Realistic Suction Cup Dildo with Balls 5 Inch By nsnovelties
Never mind the moon: get your hands on this colourful realistic suction cup dildo and you'll be over the rainbow in no time! This silicone beauty has a shaft that's covered in pleasure-promising veins for lifelike sensations.
# 10 Lovehoney BASICS - £16.99
BASICS Realistic Dildo 6 Inch By Lovehoney BASICS
Flexible, realistic PVC dildo with a 6-inch insertable length, veined shaft, and realistic balls for external stimulation. Phthalate-free and submersible.
# 9 Icicles Glass Sex Toys - £25.60
Icicles No 47 Beaded Glass Butt Plug with T-Bar Base By Icicles Glass Sex Toys
Experience graduated pleasure with the Icicles No 47 Beaded Glass Butt Plug. Hand-blown borosilicate glass offers temperature play, safe T-bar base, and smooth, hypoallergenic beads for versatile anal stimulation.
# 8 Lovehoney - £39.99
Lovehoney Sensual Glass Glow-in-the-Dark Dildo By Lovehoney
Experience the Lovehoney Sensual Glass Glow-in-the-Dark Dildo, featuring a moon-handled design, wavy shaft for internal massage, and temperature-play-ready borosilicate glass. Ideal for beginners, it glows in the dark and includes a velvet storage bag.
# 7 Lovehoney - £16.49
Lovehoney Nubby Textured Sensual Glass Dildo By Lovehoney
Bobbles and bumps are the most pleasurable surfaces, and this hand-blown glass dildo is covered in them. A temperature-responsive toy created for super-charged textured sensations, enjoy its 100% playable surface area as each nub glides over your skin.
# 6 Lifelike Lover - £26.99
Lifelike Lover Ultra Realistic Suction Cup Dildo 8 Inch By Lifelike Lover
8-inch flexible realistic dildo with suction cup base, raised veins, and harness compatibility for hands-free solo or partner play.
# 5 Doc Johnson - £44.99
Doc Johnson The D Perfect D Dual Density Realistic Dildo 7 Inch By Doc Johnson
Experience lifelike pleasure with the Doc Johnson The D Perfect D Dual Density Realistic Dildo. Featuring 7-inch insertable length, 5.5-inch girth, and a suction-cup base, this phthalate-free ULTRASKYN toy offers realistic texture and hands-free versatility.
# 4 - £29.99
Ice Gem Realistic Suction Cup Dildo with Balls 7 Inch
The Ice Gem is a 7-inch insertable, flexible, realistic dildo with a suction cup base and prominent balls for hands-free play and external teasing.
# 3 Lovehoney - £16.49
Lovehoney Marbled Sensual Glass Prober By Lovehoney
Luxurious marbled glass dildo with a flexible wavy shaft, temperature play capability, and a stunning aurora finish for intense visual and physical stimulation.
# 2 Lovehoney - £32.99
Lovehoney Super Soft Silicone Rainbow Dildo 7 Inch By Lovehoney
7-inch flexible liquid silicone rainbow dildo with strong suction cup, phthalate-free, and ideal for hands-free play, strap-ons, and beginners.
# 1 Lovehoney BASICS - £24.99
BASICS Extra Girthy Realistic Dildo 7 Inch By Lovehoney BASICS
Experience intense fullness with the BASICS Extra Girthy Realistic Dildo 7 Inch. This firm, phthalate-free PVC toy features a 6.5-inch circumference, textured shaft, and flared suction base for versatile, hands-free, or harness-compatible play.