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Limpy Soft Packer 8 Inch

Bin the socks and opt for a much more lifelike bulge under your clothes with a sizeable pecker that's perfect for packing. Incredibly realistic, with a...

Rated 88 out of 100
(325 ratings)

See 44 reviews below

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Description
Bin the socks and opt for a much more lifelike bulge under your clothes with a sizeable pecker that's perfect for packing. Incredibly realistic, with a lifelike head and testicles, this floppy fella adds an extra touch of realism to your everyday wear.

Measuring an impressive 8 inches in full length, this Easy Squeezy adds a noticeable bulge under your trousers. Once you've settled its flat base in place, the ultra-lifelike TPE will warm with your body, adding to the sensation of sporting a real penis.

Wear in close-fitting underwear, harness underwear, a packing strap or a packing pouch for fulfilling gender expression or to explore gender-based play.

Please note: Easy Squeezy is totally floppy and not suitable for penetration.

Features
  • Large, 8 inch long realistic limp penis with balls
  • Soft, squashy and unsuitable for penetration
  • Perfect for increasing the size of your package
  • Natural looking shaft, head and balls
  • 100% flexible to create a convincing bulge
  • Soft packer made from ultra-realistic, soft, temperature-responsive TPE for a lifelike look and feel
  • Natural-looking head, shaft and balls for complete realism
  • Soft, flat base for comfortable prolonged wear
Specifications
Allergens:
Phthalate-Free
Features:
Has Balls , Packing
Waterproof:
Submersible
circumference:
5 inches
Length:
8 inches
Flexibility:
Floppy
Material:
Soft Plastic
Features:
Has Balls, Packing
Hawttt Product ID:
7823
Category:
Sex Toys
Category:
lovehoney
Extended Information

Bin the socks and opt for a much more lifelike bulge under your clothes with a sizeable pecker that's perfect for packing. Incredibly realistic, with a lifelike head and testicles, this floppy fella adds an extra touch of realism to your everyday wear.Measuring an impressive 8 inches in full length, this Easy Squeezy adds a noticeable bulge under your trousers. Once you've settled its flat base in place, the ultra-lifelike TPE will warm with your body, adding to the sensation of sporting a real penis.Wear in close-fitting underwear, harness underwear, a packing strap or a packing pouch for fulfilling gender expression or to explore gender-based play.Please note: Easy Squeezy is totally floppy and not suitable for penetration.


Product Reviews
He's lovely
Rated 10 / 10

He's like an overpriced stressed toy shaped like a penis and I love him. He's soft, he feel great, he's a big boy. What's not to love! Feels great against the skin. He flops around and is a lovely design. As a gag gift he would be a lot of fun. As an actual purchase for yourself I say go for it. You won't regret it. For what you're getting it's a lovely buy and you won't feel like you wasted money. He is hands down a blast to play with, suck, pack and so on. He's just so floppy, I love it. A bit sticky when you get him. Just dust him down. Comes in a plain brown box. Hidden under paper inside two clear plastic bags with a label. Downside is he isn't realistically coloured. However, that really just has to do with how little you pay for him. So it doesn't effect him much.


Choke on it
Rated 10 / 10

Alright. We both love this toy. It’s fun to slap around. It also is feels great sucking on it. Slides down your throat easy and stretches out when you swallow on it! Lots of fun. Easy to clean, the texture feels real, and it doesn’t smell. Only wish it had a suction-cup base for hands-free or strap-on.


My preferred packer
Rated 10 / 10

I pack very often, and I have tried many products. This one is very good for me personally. It works very well when paired with Lovehoney's O-ring packing shorts, titled "Packer Gear Strap-On Harness Boxer Shorts with Vibe Pocket". I find it difficult to keep this packer secure in trunks due to how hefty and large it is, but that depends on the tautness and make of your underwear. As a dysphoric transgender man who cannot afford phalloplasty, this packer gives me the joy of the penis I wish I had been born with. Walking around the house wearing my packing shorts and this bad boy, just hanging out, is awesome. The appearance of the packer is not very realistic, it looks quite plain, but that's fine. I'm more worried about the realism of a cock when it's going to be used for sex. This is more (for me) about personal enjoyment and alleviation of gender dysphoria. (Did not use this product for sex or any orgasms - ignore that section of the review.)


Great purchase
Rated 10 / 10

As a gay man, I love the feeling of a dick against mine and this feels as good as the real thing! Seriously turns me on! I’d actually rather have this than the real thing! My new favourite toy! It even warms up to feel even more realistic! Highly recommended.


Get it before it's discontinued
Rated 10 / 10

I have Mr Limpy in 6" and I use it for solo play - to fondle and suck on while I'm using a realistic dildo. The 6" is the perfect size for me to deep-throat and it adds to the fantasy of a gangbang. I've wanted the "full collection" for a while. I was sent my birthday discount and I had some points to use so this was the perfect time. I got this 8" as the 7" was out of stock and this 8" is going to be discontinued, which is a shame! I was so excited to open the discreet LH box and my eyes lit up at the sight of it! There is a slight powdery smell, which vanishes when cleaned before use. This Mr Limpy 8" is so beautiful - to look at, to touch, to stroke, to fondle, to lick, to suck. It completely fulfils my "monster white cock" fantasy. The girth is so realistic, palming it got me very excited. The design and detail are amazing. The cute little peehole gives the tip of your tongue something to play with while you caress the realistic balls. I thought it would be too big, and it is very slightly - but that's a good thing. This size is perfect for practising - handjobs, blowjobs, deep-throating. I love fondling it, sucking on it and smacking myself lightly with it (lol!) just as I'm about to orgasm. Starting with this toy and then moving on to a realistic dildo is the closest I get to the thrill of anonymous encounters. I really recommend buying this before it's gone for good!


My Limpy Packer
Rated 4 / 5

Today I received my Limpy Packer 8 inch. It came in a brown box with no names like “Lovehoney” so it was very discrete with that. I had been worried that a neighbor or even UPS person would see what I was getting and judge me for it. When I opened my box it was in 2 clear bags. The first was just a bag u had to rip open and the second one had some kind of substance to keep the packer moist. I am very pleased with the size but for people that haven’t had a packer before please consider your clothing you wear. Where my basketball shorts are somewhat tight but not too tight. When I put it on with my packer boxers the bulge was too much for me and didn’t look natural. Where I’m comfortable wearing it around the house I’m not sure I’m ready to wear it outside from the size of the bulge it gives. I plan on buying larger shorts that are more loose on me and hopefully that helps. If not I plan on down sizing a bit even tho I got the 8 inch to please my girlfriend with the looks of it. As another review said I also think it’s an over priced stress toy/ball. Very squishy! And it’s definitely not for penetration. It bends in all ways and stretches which I don’t like too much since I wanted to feel the feeling of jerking it off as if I was jerking my own dick. The color was also another thing that I was scare of it not looking natural but when I got it the color was a bit more tan which makes it look more natural then the photos above. Over all I’m happy and pleased with the product for the price.


He's lovely
Rated 5 / 5

He's like an overpriced stressed toy shaped like a penis and I love him. He's soft, he feel great, he's a big boy. What's not to love! Feels great against the skin, he flops around and is a lovely design. As a gag gift he would be a lot of fun. As an actual purchase for yourself I say go for it, you won't regret it. For what you're getting it's a lovely buy and you won't feel like you wasted money. He is hands down a blast to play with, suck, pack and so on. He's just so floppy I love it. A bit sticky when you get him, just dust him down. Comes in a plain brown box, hidden under paper inside two clear plastic bags with a label. Down side is he isn't realistically coloured however that really just has to do with how little you pay for him. So it doesn't effect him much.


Choke on it
Rated 5 / 5

Alright we both love this toy, it’s fun to slap around. It also is feels great sucking on it. Slides down your throat easy and stretch’s out when you swallow on it! Lots of fun. Easy to clean, the texture feels real, and it doesn’t smell. Only wish it had a section cup base for hands free or strap on.


My preferred packer
Rated 5 / 5

I pack very often, and I have tried many products. This one is very good for me personally. It works very well when paired with Lovehoney's O-ring packing shorts, titled "Packer Gear Strap-On Harness Boxer Shorts with Vibe Pocket". I find it difficult to keep this packer secure in trunks due to how hefty and large it is, but that depends on the tautness and make of your underwear. As a dysphoric transgender man who cannot afford Phalloplasty, this packer gives me the joy of the penis I wish I had been born with. Walking around the house wearing my packing shorts and this bad boy, just hanging out, is awesome. The appearance of the packer is not very realistic, it looks quite plain, but that's fine. I'm more worried about the realism of a cock when it's going to be used for sex. This is more (for me) about personal enjoyment and alleviation of gender dysphoria. (Did not use this product for sex or any orgasms, ignore that section of the review.)


Soft and floppy
Rated 4 / 5

The box this was delivered in was a beautifully designed brown cardboard box. It was magnificent! This thing is a thing of beauty, aesthetically pleasing, even to me, a straight male man! It was purchased for my wifey I popped it up in her, and it was difficult to do so, but that’s due to the sheer flop this has. He muscle kept trying to push it out, and with success, so I had to hold it with entire hand, which worked, sort it... All in all, it’s very soft, it wasn’t made for dildoing, but for packing... and I’m absolutely sure packing would work amazingly... fudging, it’s awkward but works... Most importantly, didn’t hurt my wife’s cervix!


Really nice
Rated 5 / 5

Mostly picked this as a practice dildo fo deep throating. It very much resembles a flaccid penis. looks and feels great. As for doing BJs it could stand to be just a bit firmer bit it's a packer and I'm sure it's perfect for that.


Really nice
Rated 5 / 5

Mostly picked this as a practice dildo fo deep throating. It very much resembles a flaccid penis. looks and feels great. As for doing BJs it could stand to be just a bit firmer bit it's a packer and I'm sure it's perfect for that.


My Limpy Packer
Rated 4 / 5

Today I received my Limpy Packer 8 inch. It came in a brown box with no names like “Lovehoney” so it was very discrete with that. I had been worried that a neighbor or even UPS person would see what I was getting and judge me for it. When I opened my box it was in 2 clear bags. The first was just a bag u had to rip open and the second one had some kind of substance to keep the packer moist. I am very pleased with the size but for people that haven’t had a packer before please consider your clothing you wear. Where my basketball shorts are somewhat tight but not too tight. When I put it on with my packer boxers the bulge was too much for me and didn’t look natural. Where I’m comfortable wearing it around the house I’m not sure I’m ready to wear it outside from the size of the bulge it gives. I plan on buying larger shorts that are more loose on me and hopefully that helps. If not I plan on down sizing a bit even tho I got the 8 inch to please my girlfriend with the looks of it. As another review said I also think it’s an over priced stress toy/ball. Very squishy! And it’s definitely not for penetration. It bends in all ways and stretches which I don’t like too much since I wanted to feel the feeling of jerking it off as if I was jerking my own dick. The color was also another thing that I was scare of it not looking natural but when I got it the color was a bit more tan which makes it look more natural then the photos above. Over all I’m happy and pleased with the product for the price.


He's lovely
Rated 5 / 5

He's like an overpriced stressed toy shaped like a penis and I love him. He's soft, he feel great, he's a big boy. What's not to love! Feels great against the skin, he flops around and is a lovely design. As a gag gift he would be a lot of fun. As an actual purchase for yourself I say go for it, you won't regret it. For what you're getting it's a lovely buy and you won't feel like you wasted money. He is hands down a blast to play with, suck, pack and so on. He's just so floppy I love it. A bit sticky when you get him, just dust him down. Comes in a plain brown box, hidden under paper inside two clear plastic bags with a label. Down side is he isn't realistically coloured however that really just has to do with how little you pay for him. So it doesn't effect him much.


Choke on it
Rated 5 / 5

Alright we both love this toy, it’s fun to slap around. It also is feels great sucking on it. Slides down your throat easy and stretch’s out when you swallow on it! Lots of fun. Easy to clean, the texture feels real, and it doesn’t smell. Only wish it had a section cup base for hands free or strap on.


My preferred packer
Rated 5 / 5

I pack very often, and I have tried many products. This one is very good for me personally. It works very well when paired with Lovehoney's O-ring packing shorts, titled "Packer Gear Strap-On Harness Boxer Shorts with Vibe Pocket". I find it difficult to keep this packer secure in trunks due to how hefty and large it is, but that depends on the tautness and make of your underwear. As a dysphoric transgender man who cannot afford Phalloplasty, this packer gives me the joy of the penis I wish I had been born with. Walking around the house wearing my packing shorts and this bad boy, just hanging out, is awesome. The appearance of the packer is not very realistic, it looks quite plain, but that's fine. I'm more worried about the realism of a cock when it's going to be used for sex. This is more (for me) about personal enjoyment and alleviation of gender dysphoria. (Did not use this product for sex or any orgasms, ignore that section of the review.)


Really nice
Rated 5 / 5

Mostly picked this as a practice dildo fo deep throating. It very much resembles a flaccid penis. looks and feels great. As for doing BJs it could stand to be just a bit firmer bit it's a packer and I'm sure it's perfect for that.


My Limpy Packer
Rated 4 / 5

Today I received my Limpy Packer 8 inch. It came in a brown box with no names like “Lovehoney” so it was very discrete with that. I had been worried that a neighbor or even UPS person would see what I was getting and judge me for it. When I opened my box it was in 2 clear bags. The first was just a bag u had to rip open and the second one had some kind of substance to keep the packer moist. I am very pleased with the size but for people that haven’t had a packer before please consider your clothing you wear. Where my basketball shorts are somewhat tight but not too tight. When I put it on with my packer boxers the bulge was too much for me and didn’t look natural. Where I’m comfortable wearing it around the house I’m not sure I’m ready to wear it outside from the size of the bulge it gives. I plan on buying larger shorts that are more loose on me and hopefully that helps. If not I plan on down sizing a bit even tho I got the 8 inch to please my girlfriend with the looks of it. As another review said I also think it’s an over priced stress toy/ball. Very squishy! And it’s definitely not for penetration. It bends in all ways and stretches which I don’t like too much since I wanted to feel the feeling of jerking it off as if I was jerking my own dick. The color was also another thing that I was scare of it not looking natural but when I got it the color was a bit more tan which makes it look more natural then the photos above. Over all I’m happy and pleased with the product for the price.


He's lovely
Rated 5 / 5

He's like an overpriced stressed toy shaped like a penis and I love him. He's soft, he feel great, he's a big boy. What's not to love! Feels great against the skin, he flops around and is a lovely design. As a gag gift he would be a lot of fun. As an actual purchase for yourself I say go for it, you won't regret it. For what you're getting it's a lovely buy and you won't feel like you wasted money. He is hands down a blast to play with, suck, pack and so on. He's just so floppy I love it. A bit sticky when you get him, just dust him down. Comes in a plain brown box, hidden under paper inside two clear plastic bags with a label. Down side is he isn't realistically coloured however that really just has to do with how little you pay for him. So it doesn't effect him much.


Choke on it
Rated 5 / 5

Alright we both love this toy, it’s fun to slap around. It also is feels great sucking on it. Slides down your throat easy and stretch’s out when you swallow on it! Lots of fun. Easy to clean, the texture feels real, and it doesn’t smell. Only wish it had a section cup base for hands free or strap on.


My preferred packer
Rated 5 / 5

I pack very often, and I have tried many products. This one is very good for me personally. It works very well when paired with Lovehoney's O-ring packing shorts, titled "Packer Gear Strap-On Harness Boxer Shorts with Vibe Pocket". I find it difficult to keep this packer secure in trunks due to how hefty and large it is, but that depends on the tautness and make of your underwear. As a dysphoric transgender man who cannot afford Phalloplasty, this packer gives me the joy of the penis I wish I had been born with. Walking around the house wearing my packing shorts and this bad boy, just hanging out, is awesome. The appearance of the packer is not very realistic, it looks quite plain, but that's fine. I'm more worried about the realism of a cock when it's going to be used for sex. This is more (for me) about personal enjoyment and alleviation of gender dysphoria. (Did not use this product for sex or any orgasms, ignore that section of the review.)


Nice soze
Rated 5 / 5

Bit hard to pack, quite bulky maybe a bit too obvious.


Really nice
Rated 5 / 5

Mostly picked this as a practice dildo fo deep throating. It very much resembles a flaccid penis. looks and feels great. As for doing BJs it could stand to be just a bit firmer bit it's a packer and I'm sure it's perfect for that.


My Limpy Packer
Rated 4 / 5

Today I received my Limpy Packer 8 inch. It came in a brown box with no names like “Lovehoney” so it was very discrete with that. I had been worried that a neighbor or even UPS person would see what I was getting and judge me for it. When I opened my box it was in 2 clear bags. The first was just a bag u had to rip open and the second one had some kind of substance to keep the packer moist. I am very pleased with the size but for people that haven’t had a packer before please consider your clothing you wear. Where my basketball shorts are somewhat tight but not too tight. When I put it on with my packer boxers the bulge was too much for me and didn’t look natural. Where I’m comfortable wearing it around the house I’m not sure I’m ready to wear it outside from the size of the bulge it gives. I plan on buying larger shorts that are more loose on me and hopefully that helps. If not I plan on down sizing a bit even tho I got the 8 inch to please my girlfriend with the looks of it. As another review said I also think it’s an over priced stress toy/ball. Very squishy! And it’s definitely not for penetration. It bends in all ways and stretches which I don’t like too much since I wanted to feel the feeling of jerking it off as if I was jerking my own dick. The color was also another thing that I was scare of it not looking natural but when I got it the color was a bit more tan which makes it look more natural then the photos above. Over all I’m happy and pleased with the product for the price.


He's lovely
Rated 5 / 5

He's like an overpriced stressed toy shaped like a penis and I love him. He's soft, he feel great, he's a big boy. What's not to love! Feels great against the skin, he flops around and is a lovely design. As a gag gift he would be a lot of fun. As an actual purchase for yourself I say go for it, you won't regret it. For what you're getting it's a lovely buy and you won't feel like you wasted money. He is hands down a blast to play with, suck, pack and so on. He's just so floppy I love it. A bit sticky when you get him, just dust him down. Comes in a plain brown box, hidden under paper inside two clear plastic bags with a label. Down side is he isn't realistically coloured however that really just has to do with how little you pay for him. So it doesn't effect him much.


Choke on it
Rated 5 / 5

Alright we both love this toy, it’s fun to slap around. It also is feels great sucking on it. Slides down your throat easy and stretch’s out when you swallow on it! Lots of fun. Easy to clean, the texture feels real, and it doesn’t smell. Only wish it had a section cup base for hands free or strap on.


Nice soze
Rated 5 / 5

Bit hard to pack, quite bulky maybe a bit too obvious.


Nice soze
Rated 5 / 5

Bit hard to pack, quite bulky maybe a bit too obvious.


Not my first floppy, I
Rated 5 / 5

Not my first floppy, I love the feel as it slips in my pussy, would love to get one in black a little bigger,


Not my first floppy, I
Rated 5 / 5

Not my first floppy, I love the feel as it slips in my pussy, would love to get one in black a little bigger,


Not my first floppy, I
Rated 5 / 5

Not my first floppy, I love the feel as it slips in my pussy, would love to get one in black a little bigger,


Nice soze
Rated 5 / 5

Bit hard to pack, quite bulky maybe a bit too obvious.


Really nice
Rated 5 / 5

Mostly picked this as a practice dildo fo deep throating. It very much resembles a flaccid penis. looks and feels great. As for doing BJs it could stand to be just a bit firmer bit it's a packer and I'm sure it's perfect for that.


My Limpy Packer
Rated 4 / 5

Today I received my Limpy Packer 8 inch. It came in a brown box with no names like “Lovehoney” so it was very discrete with that. I had been worried that a neighbor or even UPS person would see what I was getting and judge me for it. When I opened my box it was in 2 clear bags. The first was just a bag u had to rip open and the second one had some kind of substance to keep the packer moist. I am very pleased with the size but for people that haven’t had a packer before please consider your clothing you wear. Where my basketball shorts are somewhat tight but not too tight. When I put it on with my packer boxers the bulge was too much for me and didn’t look natural. Where I’m comfortable wearing it around the house I’m not sure I’m ready to wear it outside from the size of the bulge it gives. I plan on buying larger shorts that are more loose on me and hopefully that helps. If not I plan on down sizing a bit even tho I got the 8 inch to please my girlfriend with the looks of it. As another review said I also think it’s an over priced stress toy/ball. Very squishy! And it’s definitely not for penetration. It bends in all ways and stretches which I don’t like too much since I wanted to feel the feeling of jerking it off as if I was jerking my own dick. The color was also another thing that I was scare of it not looking natural but when I got it the color was a bit more tan which makes it look more natural then the photos above. Over all I’m happy and pleased with the product for the price.


He's lovely
Rated 5 / 5

He's like an overpriced stressed toy shaped like a penis and I love him. He's soft, he feel great, he's a big boy. What's not to love! Feels great against the skin, he flops around and is a lovely design. As a gag gift he would be a lot of fun. As an actual purchase for yourself I say go for it, you won't regret it. For what you're getting it's a lovely buy and you won't feel like you wasted money. He is hands down a blast to play with, suck, pack and so on. He's just so floppy I love it. A bit sticky when you get him, just dust him down. Comes in a plain brown box, hidden under paper inside two clear plastic bags with a label. Down side is he isn't realistically coloured however that really just has to do with how little you pay for him. So it doesn't effect him much.


Not my first floppy, I
Rated 5 / 5

Not my first floppy, I love the feel as it slips in my pussy, would love to get one in black a little bigger,


Nice soze
Rated 5 / 5

Bit hard to pack, quite bulky maybe a bit too obvious.


Really nice
Rated 5 / 5

Mostly picked this as a practice dildo fo deep throating. It very much resembles a flaccid penis. looks and feels great. As for doing BJs it could stand to be just a bit firmer bit it's a packer and I'm sure it's perfect for that.


My Limpy Packer
Rated 4 / 5

Today I received my Limpy Packer 8 inch. It came in a brown box with no names like “Lovehoney” so it was very discrete with that. I had been worried that a neighbor or even UPS person would see what I was getting and judge me for it. When I opened my box it was in 2 clear bags. The first was just a bag u had to rip open and the second one had some kind of substance to keep the packer moist. I am very pleased with the size but for people that haven’t had a packer before please consider your clothing you wear. Where my basketball shorts are somewhat tight but not too tight. When I put it on with my packer boxers the bulge was too much for me and didn’t look natural. Where I’m comfortable wearing it around the house I’m not sure I’m ready to wear it outside from the size of the bulge it gives. I plan on buying larger shorts that are more loose on me and hopefully that helps. If not I plan on down sizing a bit even tho I got the 8 inch to please my girlfriend with the looks of it. As another review said I also think it’s an over priced stress toy/ball. Very squishy! And it’s definitely not for penetration. It bends in all ways and stretches which I don’t like too much since I wanted to feel the feeling of jerking it off as if I was jerking my own dick. The color was also another thing that I was scare of it not looking natural but when I got it the color was a bit more tan which makes it look more natural then the photos above. Over all I’m happy and pleased with the product for the price.


He's lovely
Rated 5 / 5

He's like an overpriced stressed toy shaped like a penis and I love him. He's soft, he feel great, he's a big boy. What's not to love! Feels great against the skin, he flops around and is a lovely design. As a gag gift he would be a lot of fun. As an actual purchase for yourself I say go for it, you won't regret it. For what you're getting it's a lovely buy and you won't feel like you wasted money. He is hands down a blast to play with, suck, pack and so on. He's just so floppy I love it. A bit sticky when you get him, just dust him down. Comes in a plain brown box, hidden under paper inside two clear plastic bags with a label. Down side is he isn't realistically coloured however that really just has to do with how little you pay for him. So it doesn't effect him much.


Not my first floppy, I
Rated 5 / 5

Not my first floppy, I love the feel as it slips in my pussy, would love to get one in black a little bigger,


8"
Rated 5 / 5

This is my first packer and I'm gonna say its amazing, I didn't think it'd be so big though :,) but it certainly does the job and I'm so excited to use it out and about.


Can be used for penetration*
Rated 4 / 5

If you put a thick condom or two over it, it can be safely squeezed into the traditional human orifice! Can be a bit stretchy though, some may not like that ;-)


8"
Rated 5 / 5

This is my first packer and I'm gonna say its amazing, I didn't think it'd be so big though :,) but it certainly does the job and I'm so excited to use it out and about.