Vibrating Silicone Pussy Pump with Teasing Ticklers

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I kept seeing memes and adverts for sucking vibrators and was intrigued - how the hell does a sucking vibrator work? What DOES it feel like...? So I thought 'what the hell?' and I treated myself to one. My poor husband is now redundant. I've got and have used the standard kind of vibrators in the past; the rabbit kind, the cock ring kind, the discreet massager kind, eggy varieties et cetera, and they're all very good, but I was quite shocked at what a difference the 'hands-free' feel would actually be! Initially I was worried that the suction cup would leave me with a Mick Jagger side-effect down there, but who gives a feck once you get the vibrations going?! It's easy to use, feels fabulous, easy to clean, it reminds me of the Austin Powers Penis Enlarger Pump but looks aren't everything. It feels like the invisible man is going down on you. Definitely recommended.

Can't get enough

I love ordering from Lovehoney, the products they carry are always top notch and this is no exception. I had no problem with the suction and didn't even need to use lube to help make the seal. I used it with normal placement and then even off to just one side or the other and had no issues with it's ability to adhere. And it stayed firmly attached even when I pulled on it to try out different sensations. Highly recommended, the results feel just like my guy is down on me pulling me into his mouth! We both travel a lot for work and I've ended up with a few more toys than I like packing to take care of me when I go on a trip, but with this addition I won't need to pack as many to get the same release. It's easy to handle, not big or bulky, and the suction tube to bulb has a good length, not too long to get in your way but not short so you won't be in weird positions if you want to alternate pumping and releasing It does only have one speed and one vibe pattern, but if they make a version 2.0 with those you can bet I'll be purchasing it too!

Tickler Pussy Pump

This product is supplied in a discreet box with full instructions for use. It takes 1 x AA battery that isn't included. The product itself is lilac in colour - not my first choice but doesn't really matter! The pump is made of lovely silicone that it so soft to touch. The small ticklers on the inside are soft too - they also have a solid base behind them if you prefer a firmer touch. I was wary that the suction of the product would be lost once the vibrations were switched on however I needn't of worried. The toy has a single speed of vibration - it's powerful but not too much when in use. The product needs a little lube to help create the suction and then just a couple of hand pumps to feel securely in place. Once the vibrations were switched on, it didn't move in the slightest. I didn't keep it on for too long, but removing was easy with the black button on the hand pump. Overall, I'm really impressed with this item. It feels well made, with the loveliest silicone. Perhaps the next version could have different vibration speeds and patterns?

Doesn't really work

This is the third pussy pump I've tried now seeking something that actually works! The other two I've tried have been too big, so I couldn't get any suction going in any position. This one is a lot smaller and I thought that would finally work! First impressions were good. It does look and feel gorgeous, it's very soft. The cup is quite small and very shallow when you include the tickles that are inside! It did take a bit of work to get it just in the right position, and for the first time ever I actually managed to get some suction, but maybe one-and-a-half pumps and the cup was full! The vibrations are nice, it is more powerful than I expected, but the suction on this thing is so low it just vibrates itself off, which is pretty infuriating, and if you're not perfectly shaved this is a no go altogether. I'm pretty dissatisfied by pussy pumps once again, but I'm left wondering what this one is supposed to be good at.

Nice in theory, not so good in practice

This was my first foray into pussy pumps and I was intrigued by the idea of it vibrating and stimulating as well as pumping. It came in a pleasant box with an explanation of the company that designed it on the side, bullet points of the features on another side and diagram of the item on the back. This was really helpful actually, to see the item in a bit of detail before opening the package. The entire product feels lovely. The silicone is silky smooth and soft and seemed to retain warmth nicely. The ticklers are lovely and soft too and the pump is easy to use. The vibrator is like a bullet with a twist off battery compartment, and came with battery included which is always a plus. It was easy to attach to myself and use, but unfortunately there wasn't much else good about it. The papaya shaped suction cup is very small and shallow which means if you were hoping to get some good engorgement from this toy you might be disappointed as I was. When the suction did work and the toy managed to stay in place, then it didn't have any more room to keep pumping. And more often than not it couldn't keep suction to stay where it needed to be. Couldn't actually feel the ticklers at all when the vibrator was turned on, and largely they just impeded the suction of the cup. The vibrator was nice and powerful, but because it kept falling off it didn't really do much for me orgasm-wise. I tried it upside down as well (with the narrowest part of the cup towards the vagina instead of over the clit) and it made no difference: still fell off, still didn't create enough suction. It's a real shame because the idea is great, but it needs a lot of work on the design to make it work properly. If you are looking for something that doesn't create a huge amount of engorgement but is pleasantly stimulating via a bit of suction and vibration then this isn't too bad, but I would suggest going for a standard non-vibrating pussy pump if you want the engorgement instead.