Nouveau Rosy Gold Extra Powerful Rechargeable Massage Wand Vibrator

A little disappointing

I'll get straight to the point... I didn't get on with this at all. From the description it looks like it should tick all the right boxes, but I have to say that on the 4 occasions I used this I didn't manage to orgasm once, which is pretty unusual for me! Let's start with the plus points... and yes, there are some! It comes packaged in a very attractive hard box which makes for easy protective storage. Sadly the instructions on the little leaflet are so small you almost need a magnifying glass to read them, although that could just be my slightly ageing eyes! The body of the wand is a lovely rose gold colour and it's not heavy at all. The vibrations stay in the head of the toy rather than travel trough the body making your hands feel like you've been holding a electric hedge cutter for 10 mins. It's rechargeable, so no getting tangled up in cords. And, yes, it's powerful too. This all sounds perfect but put into practice no quite so. According to the information it has a flexible head and easy to use push buttons. I found the push buttons to be very unresponsive when it came to changing patterns. I don't particularly enjoy patterns, but as they were there I thought I'd go through them. I had to press really quite hard repeatedly on the push button centred on the body of the wand. This isn't something you'd want to be fiddling about in the heat of the moment if there's a pattern variation you'd like to get to. The on/off button was fine to work, didn't need superhuman strength to operate that one. I didn't find the silicone head to be squashy enough. It felt too rigid. I know I'm guilty of comparing this to my Doxy Wand, which has a gloriously soft squashy head, but there's no getting away from the fact that the head of the Rosy Gold felt unyielding and too firm. I had no complaints about the strength of the vibrations as they are mightily strong, but instead of the normal deep rumble associated with wands this was verging more towards the buzzy end of a rumble if that makes sense. I'm afraid the result for me was a rather numb clit! Even using this as gently as possible with the lightest of pressure still didn't feel comfortable and I don't get a thrill out of clitoral numbness. Now, the noise. I sort of expected this as a rechargeable toy not to be quite so deafeningly loud as the Doxy plug in, but to be honest, it's not far off it. It's still quite loud with an annoying buzz associated more with the sound of a light acrobatic aircraft in the distance! If you need your toys to be discreet then this might not be for you unless you fancy drowning it out by playing some serious heavy metal music at high volume. It is waterproof and suitable for use in the bathroom, although I didn't try in there. I can only imagine the noise amplified in the bathroom would be even worse. The magnetic charger is a great idea, but it failed to stay connected on two occasions, the lightest of breezes on the cable causing it to fall off. I think the magnet was a bit weak, and I did have to keep going up too the bedroom to check it that was still connected whist charging. I really hate to be giving such a downbeat review of this toy, but I think it's important to be honest and it just didn't do anything for me. I didn't orgasm while using this, and in fact I had to abandon it and reach for something else in order to finish off. Sure you could still give or receive an actual massage with this, but I'm afraid the noise wouldn't really make for a relaxing experience. Sorry, Nouveau.

Packs a Punch - With Stunning Looks!

I am a sucker for pretty toys. When I saw this beautifully designed wand in my favourite colour - rose gold - it was love at first sight. But does it match up to the £79.99 price tag? In my humble opinion, yes... but read on. First impressions were great. This is packaged in a sturdy, and stunningly designed box - think rose gold Art Deco style packaging, discreet and classy. Opening it up, it is housed within a foam holder - perfect for keeping this toy safe. It is one of the very rare toys that you actually want to keep the packaging for. Certainly a great gift and one that says luxury. It comes with a small amount of charge, but recommends charging fully before first use. It has a very interesting charger - you just clip it on. Like most toys, the light blinks when it is charging, and stays on when it is fully charged - simple. The charge seems pretty long from my experiences so far, which is excellent for a wand toy, and takes less than 60 minutes to reach full capacity. The vibrations themselves have that feel you get from luxury vibrators - it doesn't buzz, but rumbles. You aren't going to find yourself going numb holding this - it is a smooth vibration. Now when they say extra powerful, that means extra powerful. This thing packs a punch. Needless to say, don't use this with the kids asleep in the other room. This is a toy for those not looking to keep silent - not only is the toy itself a rumbler, but you'll struggle to keep quiet yourself when this is on the highest setting! Due to the large size of the silicone head, this toy is best used with generous amounts of lube for that deliciously soft and gliding feeling. Personally, I like the large (30cm long) size of the toy, and find the enjoyable vibration style, easy to use buttons and beautiful design reason enough to award it five stars. However, I think there are a few reasons this toy may not be for you. Note that this is not a toy for those seeking a discreet experience. The vibrations may be too intense for some, and the size may be difficult for those hiding toys in bedroom draws, and the overall noise is relatively loud. But if you're looking for a powerful toy that is rechargeable, fully waterproof, suitable for couples and all types of play? You've found your (rose gold) match.

Heavy but pleasurable

I’ve tried a few wands in the past and the only one I have been able to use was a rechargeable one, like this, as opposed to mains, so this microphone look-a-like was at least in with a chance. The packaging was an inoffensive art-deco style there is a small no do not disturb type door hanger included which could be fun but I would have preferred a storage bag. The charger connects with a magnet and it has to be said this is easily moved or knocked out of place taking it off charge so be careful where you put it when charging. When it comes to use, it is quieter than a mains wand but there’s no denying it is still on the noisy side. Whilst not as heavy as a mains wand it is still not light, my arms were sore after using it, so those with disabilities or weaknesses in that area may find it incompatible with their requirements. I didn’t think I liked broad stimulation but this was very enjoyable, the head is silky and vibes were powerful enough without feeling forced or uncomfortable, being I had a longer build-up than I might usually have despite the weight of the toy. This is not a toy I will be able to use daily sadly due to the aching arms it left me with but it will definitely be used as regularly as I can cope with.

Heavy but pleasurable

I’ve tried a few wands in the past and the only one I have been able to use was a rechargeable one, like this, as opposed to mains, so this microphone look-a-like was at least in with a chance. The packaging was an inoffensive art-deco style there is a small no do not disturb type door hanger included which could be fun but I would have preferred a storage bag.The charger connects with a magnet and it has to said this is easily moved or knocked out of place taking it off charge so be careful where you put it when charging.When it comes to use it is quieter than a mains wand but there’s no denying it is still on the noisy side.Whilst not as heavy as a mains wand it is still not light, my arms were sore after using it, so those with disabilities or weaknesses in that are may find it incompatible with their requirements.I didn’t think I liked broad stimulation but this was very enjoyable, the head is silky and vibes were powerful enough without feeling forced or uncomfortable, being I had a longer build up than I might usually have despite the weight of the toy.This is not a toy I will be able to use daily sadly due to the aching arms it left me with but it will definitely be used as regularly as I can cope with.

Packs a Punch - With Stunning Looks!

I am a sucker for pretty toys. When I saw this beautifully designed wand in my favourite colour - rose gold - it was love at first sight. But does it match up to the £79.99 price tag? In my humble opinion, yes... but read on. First impressions were great. This is packaged in a sturdy, and stunningly designed box - think rose gold Art Deco style packaging, discreet and classy. Opening it up, it is housed within a foam holder - perfect for keeping this toy safe. It is one of the very rare toys that you actually want to keep the packaging for. Certainly a great gift and one that says luxury.It comes with a small amount of charge, but recommends charging fully before first use. It has a very interesting charger - you just clip it on. Like most toys, the light blinks when it is charging, and stays on when it is fully charged - simple. The charge seems pretty long from my experiences so far, which is excellent for a wand toy, and takes less than 60 minutes to reach full capacity. The vibrations themselves have that feel you get from luxury vibrators - it doesn't buzz, but rumbles. You aren't going to find yourself going numb holding this - it is a smooth vibration. Now when they say extra powerful, that means extra powerful. This thing packs a punch. Needless to say, don't use this with the kids asleep in the other room. This is a toy for those not looking to keep silent - not only is the toy itself a rumbler, but you'll struggle to keep quiet yourself when this is on the highest setting! Due to the large size of the silicon head, this toy is best used with generous amounts of lube for that deliciously soft and gliding feeling. Personally, I like the large (30cm long) size of the toy, and find the enjoyable vibration style, easy to use buttons and beautiful design reason enough to award it five stars. However, I think there are a few reasons this toy may not be for you. Note that this is not a toy for those seeking a discreet experience. The vibrations may be too intense for some, and the size may be difficult for those hiding toys in bedroom draws, and the overall noise is relatively loud. But if you're looking for a powerful toy that is rechargeable, fully waterproof, suitable for couples and all types of play? You've found your (rose gold) match.

A little disappointing

I'll get straight to the point...I didn't get on with this at all. From the description it looks like it should tick all the right boxes but I have to say that on the 4 occasions I used this I didn't manage to orgasm once which is pretty unusual for me!Let's start with the plus points...and yes, there are some! It comes packaged in a very attractive hard box which makes for easy protective storage. Sadly the instructions on the little leaflet are so small you almost need a magnifying glass to read them, although that could just be my slightly ageing eyes! The body of the wand is a lovely rose gold colour and it's not heavy at all. The vibrations stay in the head of the toy rather than travel trough the body making your hands feel like you've been holding a electric hedgecutter for 10 mins.It's rechargeable, so no getting tangled up in cords. And, yes, it's powerful too.This all sounds perfect but put into practice no quite so.According to the information it has a flexible head and easy to use push buttons. I found the push buttons to be very unresponsive when it came to changing patterns.I don't particularly enjoy patterns but as they were there I thought I'd go through them. I had to press really quite hard repeatedly on the push button centred on the body of the wand . This isn't something you'd want to be fiddling about in the heat of the moment if there's a pattern variation you'd like to get to, The on/off button was fine to work, didn't need superhuman strength to operate that one. I didn't find the silicone head to be squashy enough, it felt too rigid . I know I'm guilty of comparing this to my Doxy Wand which has a gloriously soft squashy head but there's no getting away from the fact that the head of the Rosy Gold felt unyielding and too firm.I had no complaints about the strength of the vibrations as they are mightily strong but instead of the normal deep rumble associated with wands this was verging more towards the buzzy end of a rumble if that makes sense. I'm afraid the result for me was a rather numb clit! Even using this as gently as possible with the lightest of pressure still didn't feel comfortable and I don't get a thrill out of clitoral numbness.Now, the noise.I sort of expected this as a rechargeable toy not to be quite so deafeningly loud as the Doxy plug in but to be honest, it's not far off it. It's still quite loud with an annoying buzz associated more with the sound of a light acrobatic aircraft in the distance! If you need your toys to be discrete then this might not be for you unless you fancy drowning it out by playing some serious heavy metal music at high volume. It is waterproof and suitable for use in the bathroom although I didn't try in there. I can only imagine the noise amplified in the bathroom would be even worse.The magnetic charger is a great idea but it failed to stay connected on two occasions, the lightest of breezes on the cable causing it to fall off. I think the magnet was a bit weak and I did have to keep going up too the bedroom to check it that was still connected whist charging. I really hate to be giving such a downbeat review of this toy but I think it's important to be honest and it just didn't do anything for me. I didn't orgasm while using this and in fact I had to abandon it and reach for something else in order to finish off. Sure you could still give or receive an actual massage with this but I'm afraid the noise wouldn't really make for a relaxing experience.Sorry Nouveau