Touché Body Slide Erotic Nuru Massage Mat Kit

Great for kinky nights in

We bought this to try out something new and kinky. The slide is black - ours does not contain the logo in the image on the Lovehoney website - which I don't think is a bad thing. It has inflatable sides to stop whatever it is that you are covering yourselves in from leaking out of the sides. You need to get either a footpump, or even better, a battery or mains powered inflation pump to blow it up. Blowing it up with a pump takes a good five minutes, so I wouldn't even think of trying to blow it up manually. We have used it with food extensively, and it is a lot of fun - though it is best to use it near to your bathroom as you'll need to step from it into somewhere where you can shower yourselves down (which is an excuse for more sexiness...). The massage stuff that came with it was completely useless - I wouldn't even bother with it because when we mixed it, it was just like using water. Coconut oil is probably a better option - though not if you are using condoms.

Make it slippy

Baby oil for the absolute win. Wrestling, fingering, fisting and fixing this makes play so much more abandoned and released. The trick seems to be to towel it dry then wipe with cleaning wipes, use a mains powered fan to inflate and deflate so it fits in the bag again. Also, we tried standing it in the shower to help clean it with a fresh mop and hose down. A must-have for the kinky!

Perfect for watersports or gushers

I recently ordered the Body Slide as I was making such a mess with my gushing/squirting during play and towels weren't up to the job of keeping things dry! My order was delivered promptly and as always in discreet packaging. The Body Slide itself came in a lovely gift box with ribbon handle which made it feel that little bit more expensive. The quality of the mat is good and seems to be standing up to regular use. We are careful though not to use shape objects near it. The mat we received was plain black with no central logo as shown, which I actually prefer. The overall size of the mat is the same size as a king size mattress, so you will either need plenty of free floor space or it does sit on top of a mattress quite well. I highly recommend you have a pump of some kind to inflate the sides as doing it by lung power would take some doing! We don't tend to fully deflate it after use (just let a bit of air out so we can fold it in half for ease of moving) and keep it stored in the spare room. If you are a heavy gusher you will find the inflatable sides invaluable for keeping things from flowing off the edge of the sheet! The kit does come with a bottle of concentrated massage oil that you can dilute in a bucket of water for those who like sploshing. We did a little test with the oil following the instructions by diluting in a jug of water but it just felt like water still. We weren't that worried, though, as we didn't purchase the kit for massages. Overall this mat is one of the best purchase I've made as it's kept the bedroom carpet/mattress dry ever since we started using it. We do pop a towel down on the floor for me to step onto after play. If you like getting wet while playing then this is certainly a good purchase.

Perfect for those Wet and Wild Times

We purchased this item a couple of years ago, so I think it's been used enough to warrant this review. The quality is top and keeps everything outside of it dry, which is the number one idea. Obviously you do need to be careful if using sharp objects nearby. Still working as intended, and I'm sure it will for years to come.

Perfect for watersports and sploshing

I was immediately impressed with this product as it comes in a beautiful satchel-shaped carry case/storage box with a ribbon handle. I'd purchased it for watersports, rather than a PVC bedsheet, because having had some experience I knew the raised sides would be invaluable - with a fitted or flat sheet, mess can run off. So if you plan to make enough of a mess to not just need to protect underneath you, this is the way to go! I agree with another reviewer that it is difficult to inflate with lungpower. However, even uninflated, if you just tape the raised sides around a wall or a bed etc., it will work to contain mess. I did get it back in the box again after use, but I didn't inflate it, so perhaps that is why another reviewer had trouble storing it back in - some air may have remained inside. The final bonus to this product is that to my relief, it is large enough for adults to lie down in! Unlike the paddling pool that I bought for sploshing/wrestling, this one covers a king-size bed in surface area. It comes with a little bottle of highly diluted lube as well. Very content with this worthwhile purchase!

A must for watersports

We have had this product for a couple of months so decided it was time for a review. As always, Lovehoney dispatched quickly in plain packaging so the neighbours don't know the kinky fun which was inside. Opening the box, you find a well made, expensive-looking white satchel-shaped carry case/storage box with a ribbon handle. Inside is the body slide and a small bottle of undiluted massage oil. We purchased for watersports as making to much mess with just towels and wanted to get more adventurous. The raised sides were a key selling point over PVC bedsheets as able to keep everything inside. The body slide is about the size of a king size bed, so need to make sure you have plenty of room. We had a foot pump to inflate but this took a lot of effort so better off using an electric pump. Once inflated, you will find it only black. The image on the site has a logo in the middle but not having this does not detract from the overall quality. We have used it on the bed and floor. If using on the floor, make sure you have padding underneath as will be a little hard. The body slide itself is very good quality and kept all the mess inside as we hoped. It allowed for lots of kinky play and got us to experiment with oils too. Just remember to have lots of towels as even though everything is kept inside, you will need to get out once finished having your fun. Cleaning it is simple, just use warm soapy water and towels to dry it. You can then deflate (again, best to use the pump) and fold back up to store in the storage box. We have yet to try the concentrated massage oil which came with it but does look to be good quality. Overall this is one of the best purchase we made to allow us to explore watersports, keeping everything inside and the rest of the room dry. A must-have buy for anyone wanting to make a mess.

Slippery Gymnastics

Me and my wife wanted to get down and dirty but the lube provided does not provide that slipperiness.

A must for watersports

We have had this product for a couple of months so decided it was time for a review.As always, Lovehoney dispatched quickly in plain packaging so the neighbours don't know the kinky fun which was inside.Opening the box, you find a well made, expensive looking white satchel-shaped carry case/storage box with a ribbon handle. Inside is the body slide and a small bottle of undiluted massage oil.We purchased for watersports as making to much mess with just towels and wanted to get more adventurous. The raised sides were a key selling point over PVC bed sheets as able to keep everything inside.The body slide is about the size of a king size bed, so need to make sure you have plenty of room. We had a foot pump to inflate but this took a lot of effort so better off using an electric pump. Once inflated, you will find it only black. The image on the site has a logo in the middle but not having this does not detract from the overall quality.We have used it on the bed and floor. If using on the floor, make sure you have padding underneath as will be a little hard.The body slide itself is very good quality and kept all the mess inside as we hoped. It allowed for lots of kinky play and got us to experiment with oils too.Just remember to have lots of towels as even through everything is kept inside, you will need to get out once finished having your fun.Cleaning it is simple, just use warm soapy water and towels to dry it. You can then deflate (again, best to use the pump) and fold back up to store in the storage box.We have yet to try the concentrated massage oil which came with it but does look to be good quality.Overall this is one of the best purchase we made to allow us to explore watersports, keeping everything inside and the rest of the room dry. A must have buy for anyone wanting to make a mess.

Great for squirting

We bought this for practical reasons: having recently mastered the art of squirting I was starting to make a real mess in the bedroom during our sessions. My OH saw this on Lovehoney and we had to have it. It’s fabulous and has really helped take our sessions to another level. I would love to give it five stars but unfortunately, there is one drawback: the valve doesn’t lend itself to a foot pump so my poor suffering lover has to do it by mouth, bless him. If the valve was bigger it would be perfect. starting to make a real mess in the bedroom during our sessions. My OH saw this on Lovehoney and we had to have it. It’s fabulous and has really helped take our love making to another level. I would love to give it five stars but unfortunately, there is one drawback: the valve doesn’t lend itself to a foot pump so my poor suffering lover has to do it by mouth, bless him. If the valve was bigger it would be perfect.

Excellent quality item

This item arrived from lovehoney in your usual discreet packaging and in the specified time frame, the mat is a great durable item of good quality but be warned it is big!! And I would suggest having some sort of pump like the ones you would use for an air bed to inflate the sides. The only other thing I would say is the free lube isn’t very good there are much better ones out there which do a better job.

Great for kinky nights in

We bought this to try out something new and kinky. The slide is black - ours does not contain the logo in the image on the lovehoney website - which I don't think is a bad thing. It has inflatable sides to stop whatever it is that you are covering yourselves in from leaking out of the sides. You need to get either a footpump, or even better, a battery or mains powered inflation pump to blow it up. Blowing it up with a pump takes a good five minutes, so I wouldn't even think of trying to blow it up manually. We have used it with food extensively, and it is a lot of fun - though it is best to use it near to your bathroom as you'll need to step from it into somewhere where you can shower yourselves down (which is an excuse for more sexiness...). The massage stuff that came with it was completely useless - I wouldn't even bother with it because when we mixed it, it was just like using water. Coconut oil is probably a better option - though not if you are using condoms.

Slippery Gymnastics

Me and my wife wanted to get down and dirty but the lube provided does not provide that slipperiness.

A must for watersports

We have had this product for a couple of months so decided it was time for a review.As always, Lovehoney dispatched quickly in plain packaging so the neighbours don't know the kinky fun which was inside.Opening the box, you find a well made, expensive looking white satchel-shaped carry case/storage box with a ribbon handle. Inside is the body slide and a small bottle of undiluted massage oil.We purchased for watersports as making to much mess with just towels and wanted to get more adventurous. The raised sides were a key selling point over PVC bed sheets as able to keep everything inside.The body slide is about the size of a king size bed, so need to make sure you have plenty of room. We had a foot pump to inflate but this took a lot of effort so better off using an electric pump. Once inflated, you will find it only black. The image on the site has a logo in the middle but not having this does not detract from the overall quality.We have used it on the bed and floor. If using on the floor, make sure you have padding underneath as will be a little hard.The body slide itself is very good quality and kept all the mess inside as we hoped. It allowed for lots of kinky play and got us to experiment with oils too.Just remember to have lots of towels as even through everything is kept inside, you will need to get out once finished having your fun.Cleaning it is simple, just use warm soapy water and towels to dry it. You can then deflate (again, best to use the pump) and fold back up to store in the storage box.We have yet to try the concentrated massage oil which came with it but does look to be good quality.Overall this is one of the best purchase we made to allow us to explore watersports, keeping everything inside and the rest of the room dry. A must have buy for anyone wanting to make a mess.

Great for squirting

We bought this for practical reasons: having recently mastered the art of squirting I was starting to make a real mess in the bedroom during our sessions. My OH saw this on Lovehoney and we had to have it. It’s fabulous and has really helped take our sessions to another level. I would love to give it five stars but unfortunately, there is one drawback: the valve doesn’t lend itself to a foot pump so my poor suffering lover has to do it by mouth, bless him. If the valve was bigger it would be perfect. starting to make a real mess in the bedroom during our sessions. My OH saw this on Lovehoney and we had to have it. It’s fabulous and has really helped take our love making to another level. I would love to give it five stars but unfortunately, there is one drawback: the valve doesn’t lend itself to a foot pump so my poor suffering lover has to do it by mouth, bless him. If the valve was bigger it would be perfect.

Excellent quality item

This item arrived from lovehoney in your usual discreet packaging and in the specified time frame, the mat is a great durable item of good quality but be warned it is big!! And I would suggest having some sort of pump like the ones you would use for an air bed to inflate the sides. The only other thing I would say is the free lube isn’t very good there are much better ones out there which do a better job.

Great for kinky nights in

We bought this to try out something new and kinky. The slide is black - ours does not contain the logo in the image on the lovehoney website - which I don't think is a bad thing. It has inflatable sides to stop whatever it is that you are covering yourselves in from leaking out of the sides. You need to get either a footpump, or even better, a battery or mains powered inflation pump to blow it up. Blowing it up with a pump takes a good five minutes, so I wouldn't even think of trying to blow it up manually. We have used it with food extensively, and it is a lot of fun - though it is best to use it near to your bathroom as you'll need to step from it into somewhere where you can shower yourselves down (which is an excuse for more sexiness...). The massage stuff that came with it was completely useless - I wouldn't even bother with it because when we mixed it, it was just like using water. Coconut oil is probably a better option - though not if you are using condoms.

Perfect for watersoorts

Although we wanted to try the slippery massages we bought it primarily for watersports. We play in the shower or the bathtub but they aren't always comfortable. This mat provides ample space and keeps you from making a mess. On top of that it allows us to lie down easily which means we can pee while we 69 or when we face each other lying back. You can let your imagination run wild and experiment on ways to pee on each other!