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Penis Pasta 200g

by: Rude Food

100% durum wheat pasta shaped like silly willies. They look small to start with, but cook them in boiling water and they grow enough to be completely...

Rated 92 out of 100
(37 ratings)

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Description
100% durum wheat pasta shaped like silly willies. They look small to start with, but cook them in boiling water and they grow enough to be completely filling. Definite growers, not showers!

Ingredients: Durum Wheat, Semolina.

Please Note: This product contains wheat.

Features
  • Penis-shaped dried pasta to add some 'sauce' to your cooking
  • Definite growers - don't be fooled by their dry size!
  • Made from durum wheat
  • Not suitable for those with wheat allergies
Specifications
Product Reviews
Great pasta
Rated 10 / 10

Bought as a gag gift for my fella. I made mac and cheese. It tasted great and gave him the giggles and caused him to make lots of awful jokes. But that's not the pasta's fault. One box is plenty for two and could definitely stretch to three portions. It also catches the sauce well. A great light-hearted gift.


Lovely bit of pasta
Rated 10 / 10

I ordered this as a joke gift for a friend, but never got round to giving it to them. Then one day, we were short of pasta, so I used this to make a pasta bake for the wife. She was unaware of the penis shaped goodness lurking below the cheesy top layer. To her surprise, when digging in she got a shock, and then laughter ensued. As for the product itself, it's just like any other pasta. Taste and quality is similar to any good supermarket pasta. No funny tastes. Cook times are comparable also, so good for baked dishes. Very nice and enjoyable!


Funny gift
Rated 10 / 10

I bought this at Christmas for my sister as we’ve always had an ongoing joke with penis pasta since Miranda. Needless to say, this made her chuckle when she received it which is exactly what I wanted. Tastes like normal pasta you’re just paying a little extra for the novelty. I think it’s a great price to make somebody laugh. Highly recommend!


Funny and tasty
Rated 10 / 10

I bought this along with the cola boob jelly sweets as a present for someone. It's a very fun and humorous gift to give someone, the pasta itself tasted good as well and the person was happy with the gift. It was cheap and a very good price. An easy way to make a boring gift more exciting and different. Discreet packaging and quick delivery as usual.


Fabulous gift
Rated 10 / 10

Bought as a gift for my friend for the laughs, he ended up enjoying them more than I thought. They were tasty and did not take a long time to cook. However, once cooked they turned flabby and soggy and you had to use all your imagination to tell they are supposed to be penises.


Always funny
Rated 10 / 10

Penis Pasta. It will always be funny. Have given this as joke gifts many times, and have received as a gift before and has always been funny (to them and me). It tastes the same as shop bought pasta, so nothing bad there! Basically, it does what it says on the tin! Just an enjoyable, silly gift that you can enjoy making inappropriate comments about whilst eating carbonara.


Wonderful gift
Rated 5 / 5

They were very delicious, incredibly creative, and super hilarious. They kept their shape well after boiling and go well with spaghetti sauce. My friends and I enjoyed them very much and had a good laugh. I received them as a gift and will be buying again in the very near future.


Always funny
Rated 5 / 5

Penis Pasta. It will always be funny.Have given this as joke gifts many times, and have received as a gift before and has always been funny (to them and me).It tastes the same as shop bought pasta, so nothing bad there! Basically, it does what it says on the tin! Just an enjoyable, silly gift that you can enjoy making inappropriate comments about whilst eating carbonara.


Great pasta
Rated 5 / 5

Brought as a gag gift for my fella made mac and cheese tasted great and gave him the giggles and caused him to make lots of awful jokes. But that's not the pasta fault. One box is plenty for two could definitely stretch to three portion and catches sauce well great light hearted gift


Lovely bit of pasta
Rated 5 / 5

I ordered this as a joke gift for a friend, but never got round to giving it to them.Then one day, we were short of pasta, so i used this to make a pasta bake for the wife. She was unaware of the penis shaped goodness lurking below the cheesy top layer. To her surprise, when digging in she got a shock, and then laughter ensued. As for the product itself, its just like any other pasta, Taste, and quality is similar to any good supermarket pasta. No funny tastes. Cook times are comparable also, so good for baked dishes. Very nice and enjoyable!


Great gift
Rated 5 / 5

This is a great, inexpensive gift for a girl friend. Just to add a bit of fun to her birthday presents. Made her laugh and who doesn’t want to eat penis pasta? Makes dinner more interesting too! Overall, a bit of fun for a good price and would recommend.


Funny gift
Rated 5 / 5

Gave this to a friend and got some good laughs